What is

Accordion Time Travel?

Accordion Time Travel (ATT) is a form of harmonic time travel. By syncing with the melodic signature of past, future and alternate dimensions, Certified Accordion Operators (CAOs) and their passengers are transported through time and space

How does it work?

  • Science

    The accordion creates a resonant field that alters the vibration of the current dimension, opening a portal into past, future and alternate timelines

  • Math
    This system requires advanced equations that are not included here.

  • Mystery

    While science and math have verified the authenticity of ATT, they cannot replicate it. Accordions built after 1942 fail to produce cross-dimensional resonance despite identical design. How is this possible? We simply do not know.

Educational Videos

What is Accordion Time Travel?

Learn the basics from Professor Parsimonius, a prominent researcher at the Institute for Accordion Time Travel.

Stay Tuned . . .

video drops 4/1/26

Is it Safe?

Not exactly. Explore the risks and hazards of Accordion Time Travel with CAO (Certified Accordion Operator) Quimbly Hornbrat

Stay Tuned . . .

video drops 5/1/26

What about Aliens?

Learn how to interact with advanced life forms, intergalactic warlords and hive minds with off-world accordion operator *R#OLI!

FAQS

-How do I become a member?

In this dimension, membership involves the ceeding of two livestock animals and affixing an ATT tattoo and reference number on a body part of your choice. Or, you may attend a Time Travel Event on your planet/ dimension (Earth 2R92) See list compatible CAOs and contact an operator near you.

-Why haven’t I heard about this?

In this reality, Accordion Time Travel is relative rare, but in many dimensions it’s taught to children as part of their basic education. This is due in part to the reign of Grand Celestial Emperor Ro the 19th, who outlawed ATT in the earthly realm. When the emperor retired, (Earth time Feb 12th 2026) it become (relatively) safe for operators and their passengers to explore time space again.

-What about the ‘Butterfly Effect’?

The Butterfly Effect is the theory that altering the smallest part of historical time could have huge consequence on current time events.  This theory is based on the false belief that past timelines can be altered by travelers. That is categorically impossible. While travelers can witness past events and travel to parallel universes, they don’t have a causal relationship with what happens there.  It’s like watching a movie.  You can change the channel, but you can’t affect the plot. 

-I lost something in another dimension. Is there a lost and found?

Yes, but it only includes physical objects. Lost memories, belief systems, and nonphysical life forms can not be repatriated. See LOST AND FOUND Gallery to identify and claim your item.